#goddamnit. ]

[quietwingsinthesky]

astarion: what? no, i wasn’t dissociating during sex, definitely not. the only thing that matters is that everything felt good for you. let’s never talk about this 👍 anyway, back to normal gameplay where one of my canned voicelines upon being selected is “Don’t touch me.”

me, playing the game and violently repressing any self-recognition through the other: i still don’t like you i will not like you i do not like the vampire man one bit

[tomhoppusdelonge]

i started chewing my fucking nails again fuck

[puzz1e-master]

hey puzzle, dude, hey, look, more rats over there

*kidnaps you, puts a little princess hat on you, and locks you in a cage*

haha pretty princess :3

. . .

Ahem- this... this is not very mature of you.

I would like to be released this instant.

:)

-Puzzlemaster

[shoezuki]

got sidetracked n jus ended up straight up writing the fic when doing an 'outline'

[jacki-daytona]

I have once again been The Fool™️ for thinking it was jokey joke time, when it was in fact “these people are being dehumanising and fucking WEIRD about kink and/or relationships again” time.

AND I was left holding the leash for fun times when it happened. Again.

[kinglypup]

i need to have sex.

[artoutoftheblue]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!!?

[gasterofficial]

dude. bro. you built the core, a foundational bit of underground infrastructure. you also very much did step in to take some of asgore's LV. history didn't retroactively change who committed the deathblow there, and asgore is still otherwise-unaccountabky down a level. your actions leave nipples throughout the world which no shattering can erase.

im fucking sobbing. this hit me exactly the way you must have intended.i hate you so myuch and i love you for this